Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 03, 2011: Haha! Ha! These 10 stories show what happens when squirrels decided to attack. Hopefully no more of their bushy tailed cousins will be able to follow their tracks. It hadn't been Squirrel Woman's intention to unzip her Lycra costume for supervillain Quentin Madcap, but there I was, waking with my bare flesh pressed up against his warm body, in a very intimate way. Now back to chocolate...hmmmm..... :)). What might have happened to that treasure in the attic? Thanks for the comment. You definitely sound like a kind hearted person and animal lover. I was raised on a farm and we had lots of animals. As someone who did not grow up in a squirrel populated area, I am still getting used to the enormous squirrel population here at Penn State. The most common squirrel story material … At the time, we were season ticket holders to the Houston Symphony. I have never seen an animal so determined to get food as a squirrel when trying to raid a bird feeder! That little black kitten really is exercising restraint, bless his heart. You might enjoy Ray Stevens "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" video, although it is still funny in the song without video. The squirrels are so entertaining and my husband will be relieved that they are not living in our immediate environment, otherwise they might have been welcomed as houseguests. I've "hooked" you up to mine. Had he been injured or abandoned? It was late September 1966. Haha! Here in Florida they really do not suffer from a lack of food year round. I would keep my eye on it too. Thanks for leaving a comment. My friend woke up to find a squirrel in her kitchen, trying to get into the cookie jar on the counter. Hope you are well and that your website is coming along well. Thanks for sharing! Wrinkle up your funny nose Hold a nut between your toes Grey Squirrel, Grey Squirrel Credit: Family! I wished I had a camera when I once saw a squirrel carrying a whole, pink-frosted, doughnut (with sprinkles) across the street. But he's gotten bigger now and is great, You have to make sure to give them more then nuts they need a variety. Lesson To Children In Church The Squirrel Is Jesus. There are few things cuter than watching a squirrel hold a piece of food in their tiny paws and rotate it as they chew. Maggie Griess from Ontario, Canada on November 28, 2012: Well, when I had my squirrels, I had no cat or dog, so #1 wasn't possible...I wonder what the neighbors would have thought with strobe lights or loud music coming from an empty house...lol. It didn't cost us a dime. Suffice it to say my husband did not meet the standard dress or appearance of most of the other people in the store, and the salespeople are probably still poking fun at the old "fuddy-duddy" who purchased the strobe light that day. Don A. Hoglund from Wisconsin Rapids on May 20, 2010: I remeber when I was a kid in Northeast Minneapolis there was, for reasons I don't know, an overpopulation of squirrels.Once when we were eating lunch the squirrel actually started chewing on the screen door. Sep10 (This is based on a true story as told to me by Esmeralda at our MAV (mature athlete version) boot camp. Funny story written by Jaggedone. They normally woke up and flew away in less than 5 minutes. Looking forward to many more of your entertaining animal stories. Catching it or shooing it outside must have also been fun! He's like any cat no kidding he plays, he sleeps on me yet knows his box too and just puts himself to bed. There are 444 squirrel story for sale on Etsy, and they cost $20.99 on average. Very true such a device will be something you can feed generations for - sadly nothing ahs worked so far! Every day we can see squirrels racing after one another going round and round the tree trunks. 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